.. well I manage you houses! One typical day I was in bed with a bad flu; this is my recorded sms messages February 9, Wednesday, 7AM

Me: (to Wednesday house) Hi Ma’am, I am sorry I cannot report to work today. I am down with flu since Monday and am not any better yet.
Tuesday house: Libai sabi ni Sir (according to Sir), hoard some gallons of water and LPG and Jacobs’ diet crackers in case a coup rumour pulls off this week, rumours from military missus.
Me: (to tuesday house) okay ill ask chef to double up stock.
Wednesday house: Okay, take your rest.
Me: (to Tuesday Chef) Chef please attend to this – Tuesday house sms forwarded.
Monday house: Libai, how are you? Mrs. Ramos (the neighbor) will not sign firewall consent unless she talks to the Contractor and Architect, please coordinate. Ill be out of town this weekend.
Me: (to Monday house) Copy, Ill take care of that.
Chef: Ma’am, Jacob’s crackers out of stock in S&R and Shopwise, can you help us look for it?
Secretary: Ma’am, chef says Jacob’s crackers out of stock in S&R and Shopwise, can you help us look for it?
Me: (to Chef & Secretary) I have a 38 temperature right now, so please send DriverX to scour all the major supermarkets for Jacobs before the coup breaks out!! hehehe
Me: (to Arch EU and Engineer S) Kindly visit Mrs Ramos this afternoon to clarify some matters and obtain the Firewall consent.
Thursday house: Hi Libai, are you coming tomorrow? When do we interview the new cook?
Me: (to cook applicant) Hi cook, when is our interview schedule? Is it Feb 14 or Feb 15?
Arch EU: Engr S, kindly see Mrs Ramos regarding firewall consent. cc Libai, Monday House
Engr S: Copy
Me: (to Arch EU and Engineer S) Thanks and goodluck
Cook: Gudam Ma’am, I will come on Monday Feb 14, 8AM.
Me: (to Thursday house) Hi Ma’am, I am sick and I cannot report for work tomorrow. Cook applicant interview confirmed on February 14, 8AM.
(Door: Knock.. knock..: )Hi Libai, have you rested? its lunchtime dear..

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